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(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I hope you don't take pride in this
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
#
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Looks more like a penalty or a conversion to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# amidoinitrite?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# WHY DOES SHE PRETEND???????
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Winner!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Oh christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# you nailed it!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# :-0
but it's a 'he'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# :O SHIT
Mind = Blown
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# It's a woman dressed up as a lion
Do keep up
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hurrah for Tina Turner wigs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# You can't hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide your lion eyes
and your smiiiiiiiiiiiiile isn't in disguise
I thought by noooooooooooooow you'd realiiiiiiise
There ain't no way to hide your lion eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# /eagles pedant
"and your smile is a thin disguise"

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm singing what I thought it was when I was a kid
hence the lion eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# relevant pearoast!

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# PREVALENT EROS.
I don't know. Felt good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# word, cap'n
long time little-or-no see. How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Better than they have been
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# bad
missed out on ISIHAC+Fry tickets.

Also good: Have job and roof, able to masturbate skillfully etc. Life not so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Skillfully!
I'm thinking that involves a drum roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# which is surprisingly hard to do while gripping a length of vaseline-semared drainpipe
and hanging from a specially constructed swing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I'm very impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'm very fibbing :D
In other news, my attempts to rejoin the AWESOME and NOT SAD internet dating scene have met with annoyance and frustration. Tell me something fun to cheer me up.

(yes, you are my www.cheermethefuckup.com bitches)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# er.... 3 days till Watchmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# woo!
ok, that did the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# and for additional woo, I'm off home
Starting at 7 has its advantages.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# VIRULENT EARSTOP
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# VALIANT BEARSTRAP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# VARIANT OARSTRIP
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# VARIOUS PATRIOTS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I BREAST RAP LAVANT
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT ABOUT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# ah, I see
I'll be a shit dad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Like that one off the fast show.
Just don't play 'saved your life' on busy road crossings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# S P A N G !
S P A N G !
S P A N G !
S P A N G !
S P A N G !
S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# And miming!
That's blatantly a male lion.
Edit: I were beaten to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *spang*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *doesn't want him to fuck me like an animal*
No siree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Given his size,
he could certainly feel you from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I feel a bit sick now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# also this
www.canyouspothelies.com/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Haha!
Oh, internet
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# i have a bad feline about this one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)