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# Does the momentum of the arm raising throw him into the mouth?
Why not make longer less fliddy arms?

EDIT: The dumping makes it. I've got a digestive system working almost that fast at the moment.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# because he is a giant, and therefore genetically unstable
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Why not tickle lady cat nipples underwater in brooks and streams over the English countryside whilst smiling for the amateur photographer?
Because it'd be wrong, that's why.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# yet strangely arousing
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# why strangely?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Because it is against my restraining order
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Table 4:
1 pair handcuffs
1 mixed grill
4 straight jackets with extra salt
Ball Gag surprise
Two lengths of rope (2 metres)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# you forgot the paprika
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I never do.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ^ this is true*
*may be true.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# It is true. Trust me.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I was just leaving your (and my) options open.
A flexible approach, you see?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It is?
er...


*whistles*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Did you see me talking to you earlier?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# er no sorry
I've been putting up a site this morning so only half an eye on b3ta

how are you lovely?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'm alright
you're mates on facebook with someone I'm apparently going to the cinema with on Friday.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Really?
Not been on fb for ages, was going to brave it this afternoon...it's a bit of a mission lately

Gaz me their name...I'm all curious now :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Done.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)