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# hahaha
Why do I imagine him stamping along to Black Betty?

EDIT: Dammit! Where are my beds. I've ordered four and they should have been here 2 hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ram Jam had a llama as their drummer
Fact
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# If we're doing drummer facts
Sisters of Mercy had a drum machine called Dr. Avalanche.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I thought it was
"With a gun for a lover and a shot for a name"

which is a far better, more fitting lyric.

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# TRUFAX
A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a small rotory washing line.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# TRUFAX
It is not possible to weigh a sparrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# UNTRU!!! It is if it has big tits
Then you can grab them and go, 'Waahaaay!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Great.
Now you've broken it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Aaaaw
Go on. Have a go on my sparrow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# they devided your order by zero
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# As long as they divided the bill by zeor too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# were they double beds?
that could be the problem
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# They were actaully
Which is a problem as it means I have to completely reorganise the sleeping arrangements for the London Bash.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# double beds are always late
think yourself lucky you didn't want king size
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Well they'd never arrive
As we don't have a king!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# BEDLOLS
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Did you remember to order the bed slats too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Not IKEA one's this time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)