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# from the school of Ms Brooks, indeed...
Nice smokerette, pickle?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It was alright, as they go.
Nobody tried to immolate me...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Well, I'd count that as a bonus.
But then again, I'm easily pleased. Not being doused in kerosene and set alight pretty much makes my day.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I've never set you on fire. I'm a good friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I'm writing that on a post-it note and saving that in my wallet
in case I ever need to remind you, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Okidoki!
I'm far more likely to singe you slightly when gesticulating whilst smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Oh, that's no biggie
I managed to accidentally put a ciggie out on my arm last week.

My co-ordination is going, or I'm masochism-curious. The former, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Masochism's shit.
Sadism, that's the one you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I don't like that 'hurting people' kind of thing, though.
I'm too soft.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Ah, that's when you come to the side of the ring
and tap me in. I'll fuck 'em up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Right-o. You're on!
:D

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Eeeee, that's my boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I do. I'm getting fonder of the idea daily
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I've got one of them, doesn't seem to work on people :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Your wallet?
Clue: You need to put money in it, Prof.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I'm confused
and a little bit turned on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *Adjusts the Profs' knob*
There you go, off again.

See what I did there? That was a doobie intender, or however it's spelt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# a joint of intent?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# No, I think it was The Franco-Prussian Alliance of 1834
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# A note, it has lttle effect
just like those goggles, they didn't protect my eyes against the acid, damn film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)