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# he he titty milk!
God i'm immature

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# That's a gorgeous photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# from the school of Ms Brooks, indeed...
Nice smokerette, pickle?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It was alright, as they go.
Nobody tried to immolate me...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Well, I'd count that as a bonus.
But then again, I'm easily pleased. Not being doused in kerosene and set alight pretty much makes my day.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I've never set you on fire. I'm a good friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I'm writing that on a post-it note and saving that in my wallet
in case I ever need to remind you, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Okidoki!
I'm far more likely to singe you slightly when gesticulating whilst smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Oh, that's no biggie
I managed to accidentally put a ciggie out on my arm last week.

My co-ordination is going, or I'm masochism-curious. The former, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Masochism's shit.
Sadism, that's the one you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I don't like that 'hurting people' kind of thing, though.
I'm too soft.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Ah, that's when you come to the side of the ring
and tap me in. I'll fuck 'em up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Right-o. You're on!
:D

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Eeeee, that's my boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I do. I'm getting fonder of the idea daily
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I've got one of them, doesn't seem to work on people :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Your wallet?
Clue: You need to put money in it, Prof.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I'm confused
and a little bit turned on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *Adjusts the Profs' knob*
There you go, off again.

See what I did there? That was a doobie intender, or however it's spelt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# a joint of intent?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# No, I think it was The Franco-Prussian Alliance of 1834
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# A note, it has lttle effect
just like those goggles, they didn't protect my eyes against the acid, damn film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It is a nice photo
not sure how anatomically feasible your additions are!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# quite
I think the trajectory is off by a few mm's too
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hehe...
completely ruins it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# He would have a field day!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# That is one shifty looking monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I read that as shitty!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# SHITTY FUCKING MONKEY
Now I feel like a racialist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I was gonna say that but it didn't feel right.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# If I ever meet you, and call you a shitty fucking monkey, don't get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I reckon I'd be too stoned to notice
whadayamean if?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# You coming to the summer bash?
You'd better say yes and not be lying. Dave's coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# He is?
Well then, I should really say yes and start saving my pennies!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# scabby monkey
he seems to be drinking chocolate sludge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Mmmmmm sludgge
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I think that might be euphemisms for shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Mmmmm shi........ hold on
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# that is 100% pure sex
give me this before the Pussy Cat Dolls any day of the week!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# What are these 'Pussy Cat Dolls' of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# they're like women
only they're not real and they're "unobtainable..." irrespective of whether you want them or not.

I think they're made of tanned leather filled with sand and worked by Johhny Depp from a distance. One of them milks a racing driver from what my brother told me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# They're real dolls with half the soul and twice the stoic lack of real expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I aspire to tame one of them with my throbbing member
... or a lady like one of them, I don't care which one. They're all so fiery and generically independent. It says so in their press release.

Have a good weekend doll tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# With equal musical abilities, no doubt?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'm not sure they're really "about the music..."
as much as they are a trap for quasi-pubescent boys (and girls)...

and with that - I'm away. Have a good weekend sugar tits and I shall see you all on Monday when everyone can rave on and on about how good Watchmen is or how much it isn't as good as the book. Hope you get it read in time Wow.

:D

I'm off to consume my fill in alcoholic beverages and expose my naked arse to ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# lovely photos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)