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# that is 100% pure sex
give me this before the Pussy Cat Dolls any day of the week!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# What are these 'Pussy Cat Dolls' of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# they're like women
only they're not real and they're "unobtainable..." irrespective of whether you want them or not.

I think they're made of tanned leather filled with sand and worked by Johhny Depp from a distance. One of them milks a racing driver from what my brother told me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# They're real dolls with half the soul and twice the stoic lack of real expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I aspire to tame one of them with my throbbing member
... or a lady like one of them, I don't care which one. They're all so fiery and generically independent. It says so in their press release.

Have a good weekend doll tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# With equal musical abilities, no doubt?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'm not sure they're really "about the music..."
as much as they are a trap for quasi-pubescent boys (and girls)...

and with that - I'm away. Have a good weekend sugar tits and I shall see you all on Monday when everyone can rave on and on about how good Watchmen is or how much it isn't as good as the book. Hope you get it read in time Wow.

:D

I'm off to consume my fill in alcoholic beverages and expose my naked arse to ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)