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# have a look at this then, it will pass some time
www.fmylife.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ahaha
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# this is a good one
Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
#
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# whoa!
there's a lesson in here somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# yes
Don't be an American
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# awww there's nothing wrong with being american.
the problem is they don't like tea.

elvis was american and he rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# /_O
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Holy shit, get that looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# @_@
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# /‾o
hahaha!

i meant this

/‾o
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# -_- ching chong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# ^_^
hai!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)