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# oh god you've got the egg next to the beans
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING PLAYING AT?
WHY DON'T FUCKING NORTHENERS GET IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# FUCK YOU MAN!
OR I'LL POUR GRAVY ON THE EGG

OH YEAH

YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU

YOU DIRTY GIRL

:D

edit: also, where the hell would I put the egg? 5 foot above the plate hovering menacingly?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# build a sausage barrier twixt egg and beans
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# that's just silly!
what a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# no respectable greasy spoon in the sout will let bean juice get on an egg.
its unnatural and wrong. until the very last second after you've eaten the beans then you break the wall to dip the sausage in the yoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# what a nonsense!
the etiquette of greasy spoon is simple

fry/boil misc crap

get plate

put misc crap on plate

meal is done

there is no more, no less

maybe if you go to some avante garde french greasy spoon they put the beans down

surrounded by sausage

BUT THAT'S MAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)