
In Ireland Dominoes only sell Guinness and potato pizza or the stuffed crust begor begor as the American marketing team decided to call it. They called in an American marketing team as apparantly one of them had once seen a map of Ireland which made him Irish by American standards.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:57,
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and they feel it closely resembles that of any language other than American English (what an Oxymoron that is!) - Sean Connery in The Untouchables that is "yoush filthy wop!"
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:01,
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He was in a little country pub is the middle on nowhere, South Ireland. A big fat guy in tradistional Irish garb walks in and says, 'So! Where are the leputions?' in a strong American accent. Apparantly he was looking for leprechauns. The fucktard.
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