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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Blue balls are blue.
This is going to be a long month I fear.

I was well sick of the comic and its idiot fanbois
over two decades ago. At least I'll get to see it
slagged to death by some more talented folks.

edit: Sorry, just venting. It's a fun animation--woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 6:17, archived)
# I only just read it a couple of months ago :P
I'm not that invested, but I did enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)
# damnit
my work computer has no handbag.gif

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Allow me to help out.

Maybe this not what you meant, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# it's fanpre-optransgenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# hahah sorry just venting fixes everything.
meanwhile I'm about to read the comics. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I'm currently halfway through
so will be off to pick holes in it next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I look forward to your shoppage on the subject.
You're just the type I was mentioning as being
able to add something new and funny to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# *blushes*
I'm flattered
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# This should be an advert for powerball(s)!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 6:34, archived)
# NING Sleepy Monday...
Did you all have a good weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:05, archived)
# It was okay :)
Yours?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:21, archived)
# fantastic weekend
won a film festival and everything.


can i just post this out-and-out glasscock here because I'd not seen it yet and it's making me double over in laughter?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:24, archived)
# :D He is a star.
Check this out.

*runs*

Edit: You won a film festival?? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:26, archived)
# hahaha
nice one

nothing big, it was a 72-hour film festival at my university. still a big win for lil' ol' me, though :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Well done!
*plauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:30, archived)
# cheers
would have shared with b3ta days ago but youtube refuses to upload anything, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Yays! Congrats.
I once got gold at a district cubs and scouts annual storting event.
It was for throwing the welly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Did you win gold because the Scoutmaster was wearing them at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# No
Coz he was wearing me at the time:P

'ningles teh maiden.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# hehe Perhaps he should have used more lube and it wouldn't have worn you so hard?
Morning Mr Riverghostie
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeell you know what they say.
No pain, no gain.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Yup and you won gold ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Yes
And he won gold dust:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# See what I mean about using more lube ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# It's OK
I had the squits at the time. That worked a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Always one step ahead aren't you Mr Riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# That's what the scout master said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Congrats on the win!
I won a short film festival once back when I had talent and ambition...

...sigh...

Nings all, happy monday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# This only makes me want to see your film Agent Muu
please use teh uplaod codez and use Vimeo.com they're better quality.

And congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Two days to go to my weekend!
Monday is my Wednesday. 'ningles matey.

EDIT: Fucking The Sun! On the cover in huge letters, 'KILLED BY IRA COWARD'.
I was under the impression that it was the Real IRA. THat's like saying Prince is a racist biggoted spacktard instead on saying Prince Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# I missed the news mostly yesterday I heard something about some
soldiers getting killing in Ireland but didn't get to hear the rest - I hope the so-called REAL IRA are not back to their stupid campaign again what fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Yup they confirmed it.
Worse still two pizza delivery guys are in hospital! It's going to be bedlam out there! Bedlum I tell ye!
EDIT: Dominoes are probably crapping themselve with all the media coverage as I bet you that the delivery guys weren't working legally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Dominoes weren't they the ones who refused to serve non-halal
meat on their pizzas perhaps to appease the Real IRA they will serve only Guinness Pizzas?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Yes
In Ireland Dominoes only sell Guinness and potato pizza or the stuffed crust begor begor as the American marketing team decided to call it. They called in an American marketing team as apparantly one of them had once seen a map of Ireland which made him Irish by American standards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Or perhaps he had a Sean Connery (Scottish) accent
and they feel it closely resembles that of any language other than American English (what an Oxymoron that is!) - Sean Connery in The Untouchables that is "yoush filthy wop!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I'll never forget a story an Irish mate told me years ago.
He was in a little country pub is the middle on nowhere, South Ireland. A big fat guy in tradistional Irish garb walks in and says, 'So! Where are the leputions?' in a strong American accent. Apparantly he was looking for leprechauns. The fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# leprechauns - shirley
leprechaun
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Obviously
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Apparently they deserved it because they were 'in collusion' with the English.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Have they tasted Domino pizzas that's hardly collusion
that's cullinary terrorism!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Did you know it cost about 3p to make their margaritta pizza?
I think their most expensive costs about 30p to make.
If I hadn't eaten for a month and someone put a Dominos pizza in from of me I'd quite happily scoff down the box.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# If they can get enough cheese for a pizza for 1-2p,
I want the address of their wholesaler.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# You think that's cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Even plastic costs money
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I don't think he was thinking of plastic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Not really
You know those guys that go round removing gum from the pavements with that steam thing?...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Yummy.
Minty fresh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Well the box is quite tasty with all those juices in the cardboard
but DON'T EAT THE PIZZA!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# THe thing is I could make a pizza in an eighth of the time it takes to call and deliver one.
I always keep lebonese flat breaad in the freezer just for that porpoise. Functions perfectly as a pizza base.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Nice or even if your in a bigger rush for your pizza needs
Some shop bought garlic bread, tomato puree and grated cheese - sprinkle with slice pieces of ham and some fried mushrooms - yumyumnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Ah but shop bought garlic bread take about 10-12 minutes doesn't it?
leb bread with toppings takes about 3-4 under a grill.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# No gralic bread defrosted takes only a few minutes
but frozen and done in the oven with the aforementioned goodies will be lovely and worth the 10-12 minutes plus a stack cheaper than ordering a pizza in. Also if time is a factor you can prepare these earlier and keep them frozen until time to fill you tummy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I only like proper Italian dough
and leb bread is a good alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Yes I understand but please use gralic butter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# But you only need to rub garlic on the leb bread for the same effect!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# meh



Pretty good party@friday, saw Watchmen (liked it very much!!!) and now I'm at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# had a good weekend ta
and four day week for me!

Woooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# My Weekend was mostly shit
Worked all day Saturday, and worked all day Sunday very little "me" time - had an argument with my Dad who will be going home soon (not soon enough for my liking but that's another story) - yeah pretty shit!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# omg
I got into work far too early!!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:09, archived)
# you dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Yays. You has discovered perpetual motion!
Also there is an art to appling Marmite to toast and I have just discovered that it can not be properly attained with one of these la-di-da squeezie jars.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:23, archived)
# ^this
A broad swipe with a long wide butter knife is best. Then apply thick slices o f extra mature cheddar for ultimate yummy-ness

/now hungry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Dabbing man, dabbing!
You dab it one then swipe!

FUcking her the poor trollop! Someone broke into Jade Goodies hospice room and confronted her with a hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I find dabbing is only nessasary on thicker toats
My god i want some toats now. I don't get to eat until 1 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# I have the toatster cooking nice thick malty bread as we speak.
I have OCD when it comes to toats. I has to be buttered within a nanosecord of coming out of the toatster.
I'll even but the second slice back down so it doesn't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# if you were really clever you'd put the first slice in 30 seconds before the other
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Naaaa
that's not clever as the end result is the same as putting the second one back down as you'd have to do that once the first one came up anyway.
duuuuh!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# The squeezy bottles
make it difficult for me to get the right amount out. Is it just me, or is the stuff in the squeezy bottles stronger also?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I think that's just you but yes
spreading marmite is serious business and should be applied with non-precision instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Tesco's own is nicer anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# You all want rounding up and shooting
It is the most vile substance know to man.

I heard they had to stop serving it at Guantanamo Bay as it breached human rights laws
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I thought it was very good.
However I still hadn't finished the book when I saw it. Hooray that they didn't keep Jon's war pants on the entire way through.

Ace Comedian casting.

Ning all, I have a fucking shitter of a week ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# manhatten balls.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# boing
i'm led to believe this from a film about a comic, from what i've seen it doesn't look very comic to me. let me know when beano or corr!! the movie get released and i might be remotely interested.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Whizzer and Chips 2: Return of the Chip-ites.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Now that would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)