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# You guys are so delusional
Alpen is the winniest breakfast on the planet
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Like fuck, if I wanted to eat floor sweepings I would
and I certainly wouldn't pay actual real money for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Want to take this outside,lumpy ejaculate lover?
I'll show you what breakfast is about! *Grabs the milk and a spoon*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Alright
I see your spoon and raise you a cutlass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# You'd need it to cut through your oaty mush I suppose
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# My oaty mush
is soft and glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# So was the last thing I left in the toilet,
and you know, I glowed then too
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Don't you take your chernobyl childhood out on me, flipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Pffft, a porridge lover calling *me* a mutant.
You lot should be put on a register!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# REGISTER OF WINNERS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# dear oh dear oh dear....
potpourri is still potpourri no matter how much sugar you dust it with.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# High fucking five.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# dried rabbit food does not constitute a good breakfast.
Porridge is yummy and filling. Crunchy Nut conflakes is the quick-breakfast choice of kings, and a fried egg bacon toats sammich is food of the gods. Alpen does not feature in the list of good brekkies.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)