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# Step 1: Gain the allegiance of a portent of destruction
Step 2: Burn people to death for minor infractions.
Step 3: Star in National Treasure with Nicholas Cage.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ......................I actually quite liked the National Treasure films
just mindless fun
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Step 4: Star in Superbaby
Did Nicholas Cage become crap when he stopped doing quirky films?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)