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# Really?
Why not go sit on that 12 inch rubber cock you have stored in your rucksack you fucking rancid flidmong.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# haha
everyone knows you love to touch the ham.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Really?
If he wants to ham touch then let him. Not my cup of tea to be honest but there you go.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hmm
i think you are confused. as it is you who is the toucher of the hams

you ham toucher.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha you plub!
On a Tuesday? Fucking weirdo.

Now I know this using your brain thing is a new an novel concept, especially so soon after being promoted to 'relatively human'.
I also it's very exciting that mummy/carer has let you use the internet and it mast have taken ages to attach that pokey rod to your forehead (I know, I know it would have made more sense to use the dick that was already there).
But after over two years you should have a clue by now. Now knob off to off topic whence you came.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Nice and mature
As normal RG, give me a shout when you have some bollocks you daft fucking mare.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Sorry riverghost isn't her to take your message at the moment due to extreme boredom
Please leave a message after the shout.

*shout*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)