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[challenge entry] These are from b3ta member 'claude balls' who for some reason can't post.

From the Credit Crunch TV challenge. See all 359 entries (closed)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# You fucking hamtoucher

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# *doesn't click any of them in protest*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# They are quite okay, but robney spoiled it for claude

and soon enough, robney also can't post, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Well I'm not voting for any of them.
Take that, society.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# that's right, the mascara snake!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I don't care if they are from another member, DON'T POST THAT MANY IN ONE GO
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Not being rude here, just curious
How come I should not post them all? Again, not being rude, just want to know.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Because everyone else's work and comments are being pushed further down the board - and too quickly
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Then I apologise
Sorry
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Alright

As long as you listen and learn, I am certain people will get over it, eventually ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# THE HELL WE WILL!! I DEMAND A BLOOD SACRIFICE!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# will a period do?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I prefer commas and semi colons, but I guess it will do.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# a semi-colon...
..have you had a prolapse?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Because
there's only ever a certain amount of threads on the board, and every time you post a new one it shoves another one off- something someone's spent time on (hopefully). What'd be a good idea next time is if you post one, and then post the others as replies, that way they can still be voted for individually, but you don't shove other people's work off the board.

Plus it makes it a bitch to read when there's two new threads every refresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# You're pushing other people's work off the board, which is seen as rude.
There's only room for a set amount of threads. You could post them all as a reply to one thread, and still compo them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# it pushes lots of work off the board, thus clogging up the page purely with someone elses
that means not everyone gets fair time on teh board. Always spread out posts, so post one now, another in 30 mins/1 hour etc to let other people have a go. The alternative is to post them all in the same thread.

Secondly, with that many in one go, people are less likely to bother looking at them and therefore won't bother voting in a threadrush situation, so you're only screwing yourself over.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# cos it makes kittehs cry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# RIGHT
It's the FAILHAM for you m'laddo

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# A cross-sectional area of a cock.
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# BEHAVE

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# You are:
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Oh that's gold!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# LOLZ U POOOSHED TEH OTHERZ WORK OV TEH BOARD!111
well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# :/
looooserrr.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Oi spacktard. I know that claude balls is probably so far up you, we can smell his knob cheddar on your breath
but fuck off, read the faq and post your own fucking work.



EDIT: Well done, a thread deleter too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha - Telling it like it is, RG.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# No; being "nasty or offensive to other boarders"* is not "telling it like it is".
*: See the FAQ, question "Hooray - I am able to post now. What should I do?".

If you live by the FAQ, you die by the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Really?
Why not go sit on that 12 inch rubber cock you have stored in your rucksack you fucking rancid flidmong.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# haha
everyone knows you love to touch the ham.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Really?
If he wants to ham touch then let him. Not my cup of tea to be honest but there you go.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hmm
i think you are confused. as it is you who is the toucher of the hams

you ham toucher.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha you plub!
On a Tuesday? Fucking weirdo.

Now I know this using your brain thing is a new an novel concept, especially so soon after being promoted to 'relatively human'.
I also it's very exciting that mummy/carer has let you use the internet and it mast have taken ages to attach that pokey rod to your forehead (I know, I know it would have made more sense to use the dick that was already there).
But after over two years you should have a clue by now. Now knob off to off topic whence you came.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Nice and mature
As normal RG, give me a shout when you have some bollocks you daft fucking mare.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Sorry riverghost isn't her to take your message at the moment due to extreme boredom
Please leave a message after the shout.

*shout*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Thread deleter?
Don't think so.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# The repossess this house one?
huh? I wonder if goldfish laugh at their stupid brethren and shout, 'Hahaha! Memory of a fucking robneymcplum!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# OK
but its not deleted? just replaced with a link rather than a picture. Get your fucking argument sorted before you start one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Ghostie,
you're in fine fooling this very morn.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# This is him 'on form'?
My god, the standards one must live up to on here are pretty low if this is on form.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# You know what standards are?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I guess so
They are the things you will never live up to.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Boy there's egg on my face.
You seem to have got everyone on your side against me.
Come back when you're actually can make it hard for me to make you look like a stupid twonk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# And you
Come back to me when you can spell and construct a post that makes sense.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# If you were at school like you were meant to be
Maybe you could read it.

*sigh* how sad.

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I can read it fine
just doesn't make any sense.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# It's called dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# oh please.
*offers knicker-untwisting kit*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You wait. He'll be doing 'yo mama' gags next.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I think he's moved straight on to
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
I'd like an ounce of your finest flounce please!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Yes
Because I really am 12 and find that hilarious.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# yup
Sounds about right.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# That would be why your interested in replying?
You like 12 year old boys?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Well if they instist on posting on a public domain what do they expect.
Is 4chan down or something?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Must be annoying
Being made to look like an idiot by a 12 year old boy.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# you're
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# *stands behind Geoff, egging him on*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Egging on me? Eeeuw! Stoppit!
I'm just stirring.
*stirs*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *offers to dry clean Mr The Clownfish's rather natty jacket*
Sorry about that, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Don't dis the Clue.
May I also add 'You twat'.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# hahahah, I love that image
nings Peasey
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# And an extraordinarily good morning to you, my fine fellow!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# all is well in Steveoville this fine morn'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# this is rather good
but cant recall where its from
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# The movie?
I don't know, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ha sillys
its citizen kane, brain was switched to wrong mode should have realised
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Goodness, it just didn't click -
Of course. Thank you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# For some reason that always makes me think of Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# That's because you *love* SImon Pegg.
You want him to be your special friend, don't you?


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# At last
As I dont watch TV, this is the first entry I understand and find funny so I'll click it
Claude balls will fit in here but needs a new secretary to deal with the post :)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)