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# I was such a pyro in my formative years
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I have a healthy fear of fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Well, considering the amount of times I've set myself on fire,
I should, too - sadly, stupidity has allowed me to move bravely past that point.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I've set my hair on fire a good number of times.
Also my socks, but that was on purpose to prove a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# The love of fire is linked to sexual frustration.
Pyromania is essentially being a *points* "Virgin! Virgin!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Well, I'm referring to when I was at school.
So I don't feel *too* cut up about that.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# You know, Hefner's apparently on his way out
*chokes back the tears* that'd leave an opening for a classy bird such as yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I don't think I've ever been referred to as a 'classy bird'
before.

How intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'm trying it out.
it was that or 'cad-about-town'.

Plus I'm fed up of being the only person that appears to ever get called it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *is rather affronted*
Cad - moi?
*swirls cape and tweaks moustache*
How dare you, ma'am?

*pinches Wow's bottom for good measure*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :D
in the best possible way.

also: you're one of four men that can get away with doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *hugs*
You're too lovely.
And you exude class, if I may say.

Well, even if I'm not supposed to say - I just did!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ahhhhh, you dear
you're the only one who thinks so! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I'm so sorry - that seemed like a slight!
I too - I think most boys/children are - was a complete pyro as a kid.

I was just mentioning it as I think it's inneresin.

So sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# No need, sir
no need at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)