Make that the queen, then.
Queens are better than Kings anyway.
Queens of the Stone Age vs Jonathan King. See, the system works.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26,
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Queen vs King Crimson, though.
No contest.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31,
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50 Foot Queenie vs anything by Kings of Leon.
This could run and run.
Chess has the final answer, though.
Er, the game, not the musical.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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Oh I don't know
I really like a Kings of Leon song.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38,
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I bet it can only move one square at a time unless swapping with a rook.
/the boy that knew far too much about chess
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:41,
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*upends chess set*
*starts setting up connect 4*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42,
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(some kind of joke about porn)
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Jeru War and Piss,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:43,
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