I'd leave it all run down and stuff and put up a big fence around it
then I'd live all the rest of my days in a secret underground bunker with tunnels and an underground meadow full of tasty things to eat... and I'd chase Mrs. Undercover naked through it
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58,
archived)
*stealthily acquires Leasehold*
*sets up CCTV system*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00,
archived)