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# ALT TEXT FOR THE DEFINITIVE SNOZZCUMBERS LIST

Feel free to add your own. In fact, it's mandatory. Reading these words contractually binds you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# that nose is made from a potato!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Got that photo coming up
EDIT: Here it is. No apols for quality due to cruddy phone but the angle makes the hat look HUGE!


(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# THAT.
IS.
ONE.
FUCK.
OF.
A.
HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# that's his hair
you cruel bastard
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# pffft
frohat FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# in soviet russia this hat wears you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Then I'll reply (and I promise this is very probably the last time I'll drag this out):
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Bravo!
..Flush out the stoats! Slanty eyed monocle wearing hairy flaps, coming over here and stealing our eggs!!

etc etc . ;o)
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# :D
*clicks*

And, oddly, reminded me of this:

"If the client hums and sighs, make his logo twice the size,
If he still should prove refractory, print a picture of his factory,
But only in the direst case, should you ever show his face"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# also
"... if the client's having fits,
just slap on a pair of tits..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D
slap on nuzzle between

Oh shit, I typed that out loud, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahahahahahha, ooooh, SSSPPPAANNNGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# man - I wish I had an old deserted factory like that
that would be sweeeeeeeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I'd leave it all run down and stuff and put up a big fence around it
then I'd live all the rest of my days in a secret underground bunker with tunnels and an underground meadow full of tasty things to eat... and I'd chase Mrs. Undercover naked through it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *stealthily acquires Leasehold*
*sets up CCTV system*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *Groans
and clicks
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha...


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# This is marvellous.
18 points for you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha
But you include anteaters, but not elephants?
(Cruising Capacity, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Duly noted.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)