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# I just had an awesome job interview
it took 10 minutes and for some reason I actually think I did pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# That's a reasoanble time for a blowjob
I hope you win
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I went in, she asked me about a few things on my resume, then told me that I had exactly what they were looking for and did I have any questions
There's still a second interview to go through but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Sounds good!
Does your resume have any banana-inspired words of wisdom in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# not yet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
#


I hope you kill everyone in the second interview and shit down their throats. Metaphorically.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# It has a picture of Charlie Sheen on it.
That was exactly what they were looking for.
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# Aren't you worried
Taht you'll eat the wrong person's brains, 'gain' their knowledge, and end up worse off than you started?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# actually it's a photoshop I did of Ted Turner and Gary Busey sharing a passionate kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# hot poop!
good luck
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# Fuckers dumped you already?
Best of luck! Seriously.
ALSO: UNSERIOUSLY
SPARK THAT METH IN THEIR FOYER!
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# No I'm still working there
I just thought I'd find a new job before I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Ah. You just failed the interview and let him in.
What a gent!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Ten minutes? Sounds like a perfectly reasonable time to drive Vimod round a single lap in a Zamboni
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