
but so far tests have been a disaster with many volunteers mysteriously disappearing and the Government are not saying where these people are! Although Govt agents have been seen slushing the airfields with water jets. Opps I think I've said too much *heads to the bunker*
*sneaks back to show some secret test footage*
Secret Footage and possibly NSFW
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Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:19,
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*sneaks back to show some secret test footage*
Secret Footage and possibly NSFW

People could be jettisoned to any direction that's desired. Science has proved that the longer the distance travelled is proportionate to the amount of curry consumed the night before.
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Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:30,
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