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[challenge entry] Goodmorning.
I am still awake.. Due to lack of effort have this foamy CDC from our door.
*Apologies for lack of rocket*
*or animal*



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(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:30, archived)
# where are the pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)
# maybe the rocket animals stole then
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:49, archived)
# This is quite possible. However don't they know that an extra few hairs will increase their wind resistance!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Rocket Animals are a wonderment can we really know what they intend to do with all the stolen pubic hairs
perhaps they are messing with science yet again to create a pubic rocket monster or something. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
I've been perplexed for the last few days trying to come up with a solution - and have failed every time.

They must have a hidden lab and testing ground somewhere... hmmm... Area 51 perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:06, archived)
# Pfft! Area 51 is for silly humans
The Rocket Animals are on at least Area 206.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:12, archived)
# But that's what the government wants you to think Area 51 is for.
Perhaps they've done top secret deals with the animals.... oops I just realised, where's my aluminium foil hat?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Yes the Government are seeking to rhetro-fix rockets to human arses
but so far tests have been a disaster with many volunteers mysteriously disappearing and the Government are not saying where these people are! Although Govt agents have been seen slushing the airfields with water jets. Opps I think I've said too much *heads to the bunker*

*sneaks back to show some secret test footage*
Secret Footage and possibly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)
# On the other hand, this could improve any given city's public transport system
People could be jettisoned to any direction that's desired. Science has proved that the longer the distance travelled is proportionate to the amount of curry consumed the night before.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:30, archived)
# This would required some kind of mathematical equation
to show Vindaloo to Thrust ratio over a given time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:33, archived)