another...One day, two City types were walking through the park near the zoo and they heard a scream.
'Watch out, The Lion's loose,' yelled a keeper - hiding inside an empty cage. The two City chaps heard the cry and one stopped, took a pair of running shoes from his briefcase and quickly slipped them on.
As they jogged off together, the one in city shoes said to his sneaker-clad pal 'you don't think that those shoes are going to help you outrun the lion, do you?'
'No,', said his pal, surging ahead. 'But I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you.'
('Watch out, The Lion's loose,' yelled a keeper - hiding inside an empty cage. The two City chaps heard the cry and one stopped, took a pair of running shoes from his briefcase and quickly slipped them on.
As they jogged off together, the one in city shoes said to his sneaker-clad pal 'you don't think that those shoes are going to help you outrun the lion, do you?'
'No,', said his pal, surging ahead. 'But I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you.'
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:34,
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haha!I must try and remember that one...
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43,
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