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# Sorry, I accidentally hit the '1' key when posting..
You know you don't have to wait for a countdown to see me naked, pumps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *does the dance of joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# See, now there's more of me to look at :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Seriously, you mustn't tease me like this
my vagina will explode and then you'll have to wheel me around London in May because I won't have any legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oooh no, don't have an explody fanny - what would you do with your lovely shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Make you wear them to teach you a lesson
*size 5-6*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I would need to stitch 2 shoes together to fit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *hyperventilates* don't cut up my shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Or you could stitch all your shoes together and make one massive shoe for your tattered lower torso
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# but....but..... my shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# meh, shoes are overrated.
Mine just sit there on the shelf and refuse to do any housework
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# The older I get
the more I turn into one of those women that gets really excited by shoes. I'm so annoyed with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I get excited about trainers
When I am in the states, it's a nightmare because they are all so cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *nods* I want more trainers
my vans are killing my heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *refuses to make a joke about wearing delivery vehicles on your feet*
I heart New Balance, they look gorgeous and are comfy as slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Right, noted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)