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# Penelope Keith Chegwin
(whatwasithinking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Gaaah!
But a slightly better Channel 5 moment.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha, I watched that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# You wanted to see his cock!!LOL!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I want to see everyone's cock, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Well of course!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# All of the ladies too.
Ladycocks, blokycocks, all the cocks are belong to me. At least viewing rights, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Shuttlecocks?
A little bit of badminton action??
Badminton!! horsecock too?

/yet again too far
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I've seen horsecock....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# So have I
But horses don't wear pance!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Not YET.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha
www.b3ta.com/board/9267131
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# say what you like
he's got some cracking tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# MIND PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# JERRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *anderson shelter*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Paper bag job I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Also, why is s/he being attacked by a giant crab?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# CUNT HER IN THE FUCK, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# They're magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Counting down to dixynakedness?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Sorry, I accidentally hit the "1" key when posting..
You know you don't have to wait for a countdown to see me naked, pumps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *does the dance of joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# See, now there's more of me to look at :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Seriously, you mustn't tease me like this
my vagina will explode and then you'll have to wheel me around London in May because I won't have any legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oooh no, don't have an explody fanny - what would you do with your lovely shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Make you wear them to teach you a lesson
*size 5-6*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I would need to stitch 2 shoes together to fit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *hyperventilates* don't cut up my shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Or you could stitch all your shoes together and make one massive shoe for your tattered lower torso
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# but....but..... my shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# meh, shoes are overrated.
Mine just sit there on the shelf and refuse to do any housework
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# The older I get
the more I turn into one of those women that gets really excited by shoes. I'm so annoyed with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I get excited about trainers
When I am in the states, it's a nightmare because they are all so cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *nods* I want more trainers
my vans are killing my heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *refuses to make a joke about wearing delivery vehicles on your feet*
I heart New Balance, they look gorgeous and are comfy as slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Right, noted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ive just noticed she has cracking tits
shame about the vulture face
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# aaarthat hat... it means that the source was.... nooo... AAARRRGGHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Your user name is very fitting.
Much like that dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I need that dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# You'd look smashing in it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# :D
why thank you. I've got a smashing blouse on today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I don't doubt it
Somehow I can't imagine you wearing shit clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oh I've got some ill-advised pieces.
Well, people SAY they are. They can get to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# pah, what do they know.
I once listened to someone and actually went into town wearing a beret. A fucking beret. It wasn't a raspberry one either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# You in a beret?
My brain won't even allow me to imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks fuck for small mercies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I can imagine you in a trilby
you look quite dashing, it must be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hmmm. Trilby, you say.
*notes for future fashion investigations*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Yes. I'd approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# ?
img.alibaba.com/photo/51250273/Color_Point_Fedora_Trilby.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :D trust you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I think that's possbly the gayest Trilby I could find :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# only to be worn with lame hotpants and rollerskates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# What about a matching scarf and Dame Edna glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# haha
I'm loving your work. And as a reward for your efforts I am going to roast this. You lucky thing you.



clickity for the bigness


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# TITTIES!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Terrific :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Is that a ghost at the back?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)