The git hasn't bought a new nose since 1988!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:57,
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I haven't bought one since 1998 or so

But then again, I haven't been in the UK during red nose season since then.
And woo to melinbolton's piccie - ace!
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sosumi,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:16,
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