
Seriously though, what a bunch of cunts! How many kinds of quiche did you put out?
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Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:20,
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Loraine, homefuckingmade too! I don't just make my quiches for anyone. Eight different types of crisp as well.
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Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:22,
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that is where you went wrong!
I have a secret proof, that runs to 37 pages, that there is a direct correlation between the number of quiches laid on at charity buffets and the amount of money donated!
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Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:24,
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I have a secret proof, that runs to 37 pages, that there is a direct correlation between the number of quiches laid on at charity buffets and the amount of money donated!

My quiches deserve their own volume. I'll have you know my quiches are award winning! Well OK it was my mum who won the award at the WI but it was my quiche the cheating biarch.
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Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:27,
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cf. Genesis 3:22-24
And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
CatholiceducationLOLS!
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Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41,
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And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
CatholiceducationLOLS!