dolphins will kill allToday, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:40,
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