
He should have the right to bear arms.
*oops. Didn't notice you said arms. I'd drinking lots of wine. That's my excuse.
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Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:37,
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*oops. Didn't notice you said arms. I'd drinking lots of wine. That's my excuse.

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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Dear Sir / Madam
I very much enjoy your illustrations, especially the ones with the lines and shapes. Would you like a sweetie?
Fondest regards, Zumf.
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Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:41,
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I very much enjoy your illustrations, especially the ones with the lines and shapes. Would you like a sweetie?
Fondest regards, Zumf.

BUT THEY ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE IRON AND VINEGAR.
NO CHERRY ONES I'M AFRAID :(
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Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45,
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NO CHERRY ONES I'M AFRAID :(

Did the dolphin call his bear friend to kill the guy who thinks dolphins suck?
That last strip just perplexes me. Does he have Moebius Syndrome? :P
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Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:43,
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That last strip just perplexes me. Does he have Moebius Syndrome? :P