*Launches intercontinental spanging missile*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:01,
archived)
*readies anti-spang laser battery*
*spots peacenik protesters handcuffed to gates*
*fails to activate defenses*
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:03,
archived)