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# your turbo porcupine appears to have shat an olive
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# *hates it when that happens*
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# me too
olives are rank, but i'd rather not have a turd in my martini
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# I like a dirty martini with nowt on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# i like any martini
especially when preceded by lots of vodka
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# Not a drinker, me.
Unless JPG's about. That's the only time I drink now.
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# *bad influences*
more Champagne, ma'am?
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# Why certainly :D
Plus you never give me awful Champagne, which is another point of why I only drink with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# i'm not meant to drink anymore.
got utterly twatted at a familyb christening a few weeks ago. i was so pissed, i fell over the clothes drier, bentr it and got smacked in the head by it!
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# good lordy, where have you been?
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# i have been internetless.
still am, but i'm in my mate's house
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# ahhh, well welcome back for the day!
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# danke :)
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# All sorted now.
Wouldn't want to upset Freebs....

;-)
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# it might be fun
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# How are you, lovely?
All well? Haven't seem you in AGES!
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# i'm fine :)
down 11 stones at the last weigh-in
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# PICTURES
*wishes to see*
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# not yet!
i'm going away in may, so i will get a decent pic of me in a bikini.
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# Awesome potatoes, have fun :-)
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# i shall
there's a certain jamaican gentleman i shall be on the lookout for ;)
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