I'm a dad.....
I live in Essex...
I dangle my kids by their ankles.....
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XLVII .uk,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50,
archived)
*calls childline*
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52,
archived)
*drops kids and looks innocent*
Oops...
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XLVII .uk,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:54,
archived)