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# Essex mums,
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# HOLD BABY LEG. WHY BABY WRONG WAY UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# You'd forgive a spherical woman for not knowing which way up people go.
She probably becomes something of a weebl when she falls over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Most people have an arrow pointing upwards. Just so they know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Them's convicts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I just drew an arrow on my knee aswell :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *points* AUSTRALIAN OR POSSIBLY ROMFORDIAN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# No, Pickle
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# You're right, of course you are
It was the choirs of heavenly voices that confused me.

What do you mean, 'what choirs?'?

No choirs. None at all. I don't want to get in the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# But they put you in a soft, squishy room, then give you a little prick which makes the wall-bunnies come out and play.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I've had enough little pricks in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Awwww
*slinks off*


(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Not yet, I'm OK really, I don't see the shadows anymore.
Can I go home now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# My dad used to dangle me by my ankles all the time
he actually paid attention when he did it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# i've seen them in basildon doing that
although the women have less clothes normally - especially with the sun out like it has been this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I think we should all be thankful that she doesn't have less clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# You're not wrong!!
Looks out onto park across road in Basildon.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I'm a dad.....
I live in Essex...

I dangle my kids by their ankles.....

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
#
*calls childline*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *drops kids and looks innocent*
Oops...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# She finks baby is bag
And bag is baby
She got 20 Lambert in babies shit pants!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Is this real? Goddamnnit....
poor babby
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# but that IS how you're supposed to hold babies.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)