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# Dettol have made a beakthrough with their new product
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# germicidal AND homicidal?
now THAT'S a good product!
*buys eleventy*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# can I interest you in twelvety?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# yes. yes you can.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Would you like a complementry kitten with that sir?
Although it does have cancer.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# if it already has cancer
i can test out my deadly dettol under the guise of being a humanitarian and putting the poor creature out of its misery.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Yes sir, certainly. It may also dissolve the cancer.
Although it will the proceed to dissolve the kitten.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# mmmmm, kitten soup
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Smashy!
When did you sneak back online?
*gaffertapes to the computer*
No more running off!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# one day only, i'm afraid
i'm using my mate's 'puter
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# oooh, kills everything, huh? I could do with some of that.
I want to test it on those feckers who bring bikes onto the train in rush hour
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)