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Dettol have made a beakthrough with their new product
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Peter_G,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49,
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germicidal AND homicidal?
now THAT'S a good product!
*buys eleventy*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:51,
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can I interest you in twelvety?
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Peter_G,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53,
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yes. yes you can.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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Would you like a complementry kitten with that sir?
Although it does have cancer.
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Peter_G,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:58,
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if it already has cancer
i can test out my deadly dettol under the guise of being a humanitarian and putting the poor creature out of its misery.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:01,
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Yes sir, certainly. It may also dissolve the cancer.
Although it will the proceed to dissolve the kitten.
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Peter_G,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:02,
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mmmmm, kitten soup
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:04,
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Smashy!
When did you sneak back online?
*gaffertapes to the computer*
No more running off!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53,
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one day only, i'm afraid
i'm using my mate's 'puter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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oooh, kills everything, huh? I could do with some of that.
I want to test it on those feckers who bring bikes onto the train in rush hour
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:52,
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