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# 'does my sleeve smell like chocolate to you?'
my sleeves generally do, and I don't know why. My wrists just exude chocolate smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# you are almost a perfect woman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# 'almost'?
:-(

except for my shitty personality and huge bottom, I take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I've never seen your bottom
which is principally the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You don't have a huge bottom
but you do have an ample bottom, and it's one of your many positive points, it's perfect in proportion and sexiness and you damn well know it woman
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ahhh, you're a love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *watches this encounter intently*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I'm not that lucky
or that stupid to get into a fight with the Prof. He's way bigger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# you are no longer the perfect woman
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# tough crowd...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# chocolate allergies are fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I've got perfume on, though.
I smell like I usually do. Perfume and lovely fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# oh hush, tease
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Like the 40s, Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# i miss the fug of smoke that used to surround me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Now you're all healthy
you can lord it over me while I hack my lungs up.

Speaking of which, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# can i have your coat?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I like my coat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# so do i
if it smells chocolatey
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)