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# Sorry make
But that's not really a boast. An independant study showed that only you haven't shagged her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# In which case it'd probably be like waving a biro up Oxford Street
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I'm not shagging her
have you seen those teeth? *clutches mimsy protectively*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# She did you in your sleep
Just after she finished Philip and Lizzie off with a strap on!
EDIT: God copyrighters have gone too far these days!
Sadly I am stuck watching punked and Ashley Simpson is singing and they beep out the words!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# No way.
I'd have felt a hat stand in my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# She did that too as part of a spitroast with Janine Crankie with a strap on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)