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# It all depends on whether you consumed liquid dynamite the night before
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Funny story;
My mate's just been SpermJacked.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# O-kay...
Wosssat mean then?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Some bint stole the used condom he used on her.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# But...but...
Why would she do this?

Protein shake for later?
To get herself up the duff?
To make novelty ice cubes?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# All valid reasons,
but I'm assuming number two is the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I can't help but wonder what the legal position on that is.
Like, is there anything on the statute books about jizztheft?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# That's what we were just discussing. I'm guessing he hasn't
technically given her any consent to his sperm seeing as he used a pregnancy prevention aid.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Exactly.
At the very least it should give him a strong case if when she comes around with a baby in tow and a begging bowl outstretched.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)