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# Crudely animated cock
(P J Hemsby The bloody speed is bloody surf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# The Australian Army needs artillery like this in Afghanistan
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Tingle tingle tingle wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# why
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# not?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Consult a urologist
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Why, should my custard coloured spunk not explode on contact?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It all depends on whether you consumed liquid dynamite the night before
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Funny story;
My mate's just been SpermJacked.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# O-kay...
Wosssat mean then?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Some bint stole the used condom he used on her.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# But...but...
Why would she do this?

Protein shake for later?
To get herself up the duff?
To make novelty ice cubes?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# All valid reasons,
but I'm assuming number two is the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I can't help but wonder what the legal position on that is.
Like, is there anything on the statute books about jizztheft?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# That's what we were just discussing. I'm guessing he hasn't
technically given her any consent to his sperm seeing as he used a pregnancy prevention aid.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Exactly.
At the very least it should give him a strong case if when she comes around with a baby in tow and a begging bowl outstretched.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# That's CAC(k)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# that reminds me, tangentially...
of a possibly NSFW nightmare involving drapes
ancient repost
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Holy fuck!
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# oh noes!
the curse of the twitching curtains has claimed another pair of eyes :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# There should be a badge of some sort.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)