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# Have you been involved in a road traffic accident in the last five years?
Fuck! They've found me!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# were you driving the UPS van that overtook me on a corner going 70mph?
this afternoon?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# was it on fire?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# not at that point
but i should think (hope) it is by now though
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Yes and I don't even have a licence!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Have you fallen cunt over moosh recently?
Try blaming someone! Anyone!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Yes and there were no sign
I'd like someone to pay for my own incompitence so that small children will have to play conkers with saftey specs on!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)