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# Brocoflower? Gedouttahere!

Also, get this: I just went to get a haircut. My hair is now shorter than before! Though not really really short. I mean, I don't like crew cuts and all. Just shorter than this morning. Interesting eh? SCIENCE™ has come a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I get my head shaved every 8 months or so
haircuts are for losers. Science is clearly just encouraging people to be losers through the medium of haircuts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# THIS IS WHY OUR CHILDREN ARE FAT AND SOFT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# this will blow your mind...
I put bread into the toaster this morning and when it popped up it was somehow replaced with a slice of toast!

explain that with science if you can...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# the toaster just made the bread stale but like really really quickly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I bet there's TFLs in there

Tiny Friggin' Lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)