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# You have a very small cock if you weigh <500lbs
however I admire your big massive table
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Weighing less than 500lbs does have it's disadvantages
But my table is fucking huge.

And it tilts so there will be no crap on it EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Will be if you use it as a dinner table for six.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# You're not invited over for dinner, Lord Mue
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)