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[challenge entry] HELP DOCTOR MY GUTS ARE ALL SHOOK UP.

UH OH I'M IN THE SHOPPING CENTRE AND I HAVE TO POOP AND IT HURTS.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# you disgust me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)
# that's how food is made.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)
# I just put a 5'8"/4'5" drafting table/possible wacom tablet/defacto dinner table for six/light bulb changer (it moves up and down about three feet and carries about 500 lbs of weight) in my tiny little sutdio apartment
I feel like I have the biggest cock in the world
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)
# YOU SPELLED 'STUDIO' WRONG, EUNUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)
# ACTRONS
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:42, archived)
# CARTONS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)
# You have a very small cock if you weigh <500lbs
however I admire your big massive table
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Weighing less than 500lbs does have it's disadvantages
But my table is fucking huge.

And it tilts so there will be no crap on it EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Will be if you use it as a dinner table for six.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# You're not invited over for dinner, Lord Mue
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)
# you turn me on
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Just pick the store with the most teenagers in it and lay rope on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)
# ACTUAL PHOTO I TOOK TODAY, REALLY, I SWEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)
# REALLY. SEE MY FLICKR PAGE.
I'M NOT LYING.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)
# FUCKR PAGE? HA!
I DOUBT THE YOUNGLINGS HAVE ENOUGH HAIR TO PLEASE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:58, archived)
# i just look at the oldlings.
i bought a new camera, i've been hanging out there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)
# How is yuongling formed?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)
# BULLET PORN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:31, archived)
# PULLET PORN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# BANG.
um, you know that 'bullet porn' is a gay thing, right?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)
# no no i did not know that
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:02, archived)
# LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)
# "A spicy combination of climate, cock, and cum"
mmmm, tasty
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Ah...
...so something did crawl up your ass and die!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I SAVED YOU SOME, COME ON OVER. WE'LL HAVE CLAW SOUP.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)
# LOOK, YOU SHIT A RAT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)
# I'VE GOT PLANS FOR THIS SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)
# YOU NEED A DINNER TABLE FOR SIX
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# MADE OF BULLETPROOF GLASS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)
# WITH A FRAME TO SUPPORT A PEOPLEMEAL OF HALF A TON
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# AND SOME CLAWSOUP
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)
# How can you not like pears?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING END YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
# GET HIM (PEAR)HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# And pear apples are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9299656
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Scabs of AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Hahaha
what a fucking great name for a band.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:55, archived)
# BETTER BAND NAME:
MOFAHA AND THE PEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:58, archived)
# OR : Sgt. Cosmos & The Sideburn Valves
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)
# GRONKPAN AND THE MEMES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)
# OH GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)
# OH SHIT I'VE ANGERED HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Nailing two in one with a single pea.

As Gruntpain can't see some of these: An illustration of two
children wrapping a garland around a large pear that was
a meme here long long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# AWWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)
# THAT COULD BE THEIR FIRST SINGLE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)
# out of gerbils?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)
# No silly
out of his ass.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# isak dinesen should never have written a sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)
# i had a mouse
in my ass
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
# this is just to say
i had a mouse
in my ass
i found it in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:04, archived)
# who framed rogered rodent ?
with the ever popular Jessica Rodent

( if ever that was a cue for a Jamnog, i don't know what is )
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)