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# 'If we survive kids, we can sue!.... Everyone buckled up?'
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# This.
"We came home to find our son had put both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. There was an Ozzy record on the turntable, so we called our lawyer."
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I really hope that sentence was followed by
"Who told us to fuck off." in real life, but I doubt it somehow.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)