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# ^THIS
Top Gun has to be the gayest film I've ever seen
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# Fisting Fireman Nine
just edged it out for me.
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# pffft
haven't seen that quality title myself
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# Top Bum
Tom Cruise stars as the randy midget lover
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# Does he ever play anything else?
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# sometimes
he plays the kazoo
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# LIES!
Tom Cruise is about as musical as the bible.
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# I don't mean he plays it like that
I mean sometimes he is cast in the role of the kazoo
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# he plays the kazoo
as he has no sax appeal
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# That pun is making me violin-t.
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# cello
you're a pretty little thing aren't you?
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# some people say there are subtle references to fighter pilots
but I didn't notice it myself :P
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# If you pause the locker room scene at frame 2258
you can clearly make out a navy logo on the crumpled flight suit visible through the gap between Val Kilmer's thighs.
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