I'd have to arrest you for making false claims or something
And then arrest myself for impersonating an officer. Then I could sue myself for false arrest since I'm not an officer.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
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Ha ha!
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