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[challenge entry] If only they'd issued these simple instructions earlier...

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(Peb long-time lurker, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *applauds*
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# new photos, from today. Been playing about with the settings and trying the filters :)
www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Nice again!
I especially like the Godfather-esque Goose...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# yeah, when I saw it, I didn't think it was real or a gooses head
thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# That's not my arse, though!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Are you sure?
Did I stalk the wrong person?
(Peb long-time lurker, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# you sure?
oh yeh - no hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# you should send this to them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# mass mailings...
...all over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# omg!
does it say 'instructions' in the image challenge?
I MUST fire up photoshop and make an unrelated compo image.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# You really are the grumpiest of grumpy fuckers.
It's quite an amusing image, just because he's put it in the compo (which I agree is wrong) doesn't make it less funny.

You can not be a git sometimes you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Why is it when other people are sarcastic
with the intention of making others laugh that it is applauded yet when I do it I'm a cunt?

If you read everything I write with the preconception that I'm shouting like an angry loon then you'll get the wrong impression.
So unless you are going to get on the back of everyone who makes sarcastic comments on b3ta then do me a favour and get the fuck off mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# With you you always manage to show some extra malice somehow.
I doubt it's just my preconception.

Take for example that no one else in this thread found it necessary to bring out the sarcasm when the picture was actually fairly funny.

I really have nothing against you as such, but I think you are a bit too frequently sarcastic to people who haven't really done much wrong.

I'm sure I'm not faultless in that department either, so please accept my appologies if I annoyed you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I find it tiresome
that because I choose to write using a vocabulary that is beyond the playground that it somehow excludes me from participating on b3ta in exactly the same manner as most others do.

I'm not the sort of member who is following other members around making comments like 'fuck off and die' "we should wish he had cancer" without anyone batting an eyelid but I get pulled up by half-wits because they have decided long ago that I MUST be vindictive.

Go fuck yourself. I don't think you can misconstrue that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I have on ignore almost all members that feel it necessary to be outright vindictive in the manners that you suggest
you're not on ignore because you haven't been like that yet, it's just started to grate a bit.

Just because you've perceived that I don't bat an eyelid doesn't mean I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Quid pro quo.
Don't take issue with my words when you are able to let much worse comments by others go by.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I'd like to keep you off ignore is basically what it comes down to
as you do supply this board with some excellent content.

The ones on ignore pretty much don't, ever.

Anyway, yes, I'll leave you alone from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)