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# ask and ye shall receive
...I think that's how it works
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Dear Jesus
I would like you to spawn me a television with you as the backdrop. i want it today you fucking fictional son of a carpenter. prick.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Fictional?
I thought the general consensus was that a man, named Jesus who was the son of a carpenter did probably exist
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# probably?
I know him

lives in Madrid, makes fantastic chairs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# strangely enough
my cousin joseph is the son of a carpenter. when he has a son, i shall call him jesus, no matter what his name is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# my nephew Joseph
is the sun of a BAE worker, will have to train him to be a carpenter (although my sis and bro in law are SO religious it probably won't be a choice for him, he doesn't seem poofy enough to have a coat of many colours)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# teach him the ways of evil
that'll piss his parents off and keep you amused at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :D :D :D
i'll try, but he's got a Preston accent, too busy teaching him to talk proper
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# the poor child
with an accent like that, there's every chance that his evil gland will develop on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Yep.
I'm one of the staunchest atheists on the planet with a deep seated hatred of all organised religion but even I'm quite happy to accept that there was an historical figure who lived and spawned the 'Jesus' legend. Most of the story is bollocks and there would be nothing to prove anything about carpenters but he certainly would have been one of thousands of prophets deemed messiahs around that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I would pay good money
to see that prayer in print, with "inspirational" font.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)