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# why does nobody realise how evil he is?
brainwashing children and whatnot, luring them in with his charming smack-addict voice and purple fluff.
IT'S A LIE, PEOPLE, DON'T TRUST THE DINOSAUR!

he'll try to take over the world. just wait, you'll see i'm right.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# B'harnii is reptilian
just like all of the others who are bent on world domination.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# hey! i'm not reptilian!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Not to mention they would sing the finger song
"Where is _____, where is _____, here i am, here i am"

And at the live concert they did, the cast of Barney effectively flipped off an audience full of five year olds


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Actually, that was one thing I could give them kudos for.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# the parents of the 5-year-olds
need to be shot for subjecting their offspring to that purple monstrosity
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)