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# Her femurs are..... short.
Legs are all wrong proportioned.

Oh, is she that bird out of Lost? She looks better without all the slap, she looks like one of those Girls Aloud hos with it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Caroline Keating > all of them.
www.last.fm/music/Caroline+Keating/+images/5625203
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Looks like gelfling.
Smells like gelfling?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I bet she has a real stinker of a bottyburp brewing
You can tell by the look in her eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# she might just have lazy eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I love you
*walks of in a huff*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# gelfling
(waxdart hello., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# women look better without make up on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I don't, I look like a farm girl without my warpaint on.
Anyway, on that bombshell I have to leave, because I don't live here and there's no decent food.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I'm sure you don't
Take care :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# YOU'RE A PRETTY PANSY.
Byetimes, Wowowowow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# nowt wrong with farm girls
apart from the slag i lived with for a year
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# true, nothing wrong with farm girls at all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# ^ This
Saturday morning is when you see how beautiful she really is.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# No, all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# yep
girl I'm kinda with hardly ever wears make up, absolutely stunning
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Well that was my (badly-expressed) point.
I know a woman* who, without makeup or artifice, is stunning. Much more attractive than painted beauty. Imagine a natually beautiful, peachy face on a pillow spilled with soft hair and morning sun.

Such a shame that she's so insecure though. Not only is she a natural beauty, but she's one of the finest human beings I have ever met.


*A member here - you know who you are, even though I would never say it.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)