BraggerI did one tandem jump.
I love freefalling but hate the parachute opening Health and Safety nonsense.
(I love freefalling but hate the parachute opening Health and Safety nonsense.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:31,
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They fucked my first induction.Never told me that they unclipped the bottom two clips. I actually held myself up on the armstraps for the rest of the fall. My buddy was a cunt too. He was pissed off at being paired with me as I was much taller so did about five flips out of the plane and corkscrewed for about a minute.
Having used all my strength up holding myself up, my feet landed before him and a skidded face first aling a field full of sheep and lhama shit.
(Having used all my strength up holding myself up, my feet landed before him and a skidded face first aling a field full of sheep and lhama shit.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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