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# What a gent you are, sir!
*barely surpressed guffaws*

My best course of action was to make sure any potential bed-mate *never* met my mum.
So as not to scare them away for ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# My ex's mum was brilliant
bitched and moaned constantly that blondes were evil, then told him I was obviously a 'harlot' (her words) because I had red underwear on.

I stole her precious son's virginity. On her side of the bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking class!

Props to you, pickle...

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# :D
It's more fun to prove those people right, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# *steals you away for my very own*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# On which rather uplifting note, I shall bid you adieu, my dear Fae...
*Hugs & Snogs*

See you later, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Phwwoaar, you delicious beast
me too, *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# She's long gone and I didn't name her...
...so at least I can pretend to be a gent.

I am lacking in the mum department so I've never had to deal with that. Must be horrible, having someone shred your taste in partners in front of you.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Oh, no disrespect intended, sir
It was very funny, that's all.

The 'Trial by Mum' thing was a nightmarish experience, and one I wince about even now...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# None taken, JP.
If I was easily offended, I'd be over at ICHCB.

Actually, I do have a stepmother - lovely woman mind you - and I've never met anyone who has tried to be so non-judgemental in all my life. There have been occasions of stifled laughter though.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)